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Hi, I'm Dan. This blog is about 15% srs business, 15% srs feels, and about 70% stupid laughs.

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youngjusticer:

ヒトカゲ can use a wide range of fire moves. However, the strength of these are very closely connected to the health of the user since it draws on the life force which fuels the flame on its tail to power the flames of its attacks. With time, it can learn strong techniques like Flamethrower&Fire Blast. It can even learn to breathe the blue flames of Dragon Rage.
Charmander, by Eric Chen.

youngjusticer:

ヒトカゲ can use a wide range of fire moves. However, the strength of these are very closely connected to the health of the user since it draws on the life force which fuels the flame on its tail to power the flames of its attacks. With time, it can learn strong techniques like Flamethrower&Fire Blast. It can even learn to breathe the blue flames of Dragon Rage.

Charmander, by Eric Chen.

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bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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catsbooksandtheholylance:

Abominations for all!

this was good fun and some help as a warm up :)

i recommend you give pokefusions a go! :D

I DO NOT LIKE

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betterofallevils:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY


“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”

betterofallevils:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”

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titanteddy:

hypnotiqradiance:

ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

It’s like she saw the future or something

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thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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itsfunnytome:

cybercum:

just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture

Not sure if happy or screaming in terror.

itsfunnytome:

cybercum:

just look at how happy this turtle looks i mean how can you not like this picture

Not sure if happy or screaming in terror.

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